December 2010
3 posts
Wait, Wait ...
clientsfromhell:
Client: You told me, you’ve changed XY but you didn’t.
Me: Yes, I have. In order to see the changes you have to empty your cache and reload the site.
Client: Empty what? How do I do that?
Me: (explaining the way through the menus…)
Client: Stop. I can’t explain this to all my visitors. This is too complicated and I never had to do this before on any website. You have to make...
November 2010
8 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Why haven’t you changed the website yet? I gave you the information an hour ago! You’re so slow, I might have to think about other options.”
Me: “Have you tried refreshing your browser?”
Client: “Ah, much better, you’re fast!”
“We shouldn’t assume that everyone knows what a hyperlink is.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
The Last of its Kind →
clientsfromhell:
Client: ”The site looks terrible. The columns don’t line up, and the text is all over the place. I’m seriously concerned. We had an agreement and I will not pay your invoice until you resolve these issues. “
Me: ”The site looks fine to me in Chrome, IE, Firefox and Safari. Which browser are you…
If I Had One...
clientsfromhell:
I had my tablet out and was doing a quick edit to an illustration we’d be working on.
Client (gesturing to tablet): “So if I get one of those I could just do what you do.”
Me: “Well, the tablet is really just a mouse you can hold like a pen. I use it to draw and manipulate images using photoshop-“
Client: “Now don’t go on like that. You’re not that cool. Photoshop isn’t that...
Partial Website Partially Running
To View it click on the link that says Website Preview on the left side of this page!
October 2010
3 posts
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
September 2010
3 posts
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Are you Joking?
clientsfromhell:
Me: ”For this project, I estimate about $800.”
Client: ”Are you serious or joking?”
Me: ”Serious.”
Client: ”Oh… do you know someone as good as you, but cheaper?”
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August 2010
11 posts
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“48 Free Amazing Display Fonts: http://ht.ly/2mRFt”
– Inspirationf
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“RT @ryancarson: Very cool set of HTML5/CSS3 templates to use as a base for your...”
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“RT @brusheezy Introducing Eezy Premium! Download Premium Graphic Design...”
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July 2010
19 posts
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“Marketing Your Craft: The Best Way to Create a Freelance #Website...”
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Not Finished? →
Client: ”The site is looking great! However, I’m a bit confused. I thought you said the design was done.”
Me: ”Yep, the ‘visual’ design is complete. Was there something bothering you about it?” Client: ”Oh no! The design is great, everyone loves it! However, it doesn’t seem to be finished….
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“I want you to design me something that will make people horny when they look at...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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“18 CSS Compression Tools and Techniques http://bit.ly/5uikJ5”
– designfollow
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A little Work Here & There
I have just finished one of clients websites and just finished making some modifications to the nav menu on this site. I have also been working on some icons for the 2010 Iconfest, and busy finishing a new tut, that I’m about to release (hopefully).
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“50 Unique Examples of Single Page Portfolios: http://su.pr/1r56kJ”
– Inspirationf
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“50+ Extremely Clever and Impressive Ads For Inspiration http://bit.ly/9jEsra”
– designfollow
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June 2010
44 posts
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A song off the new Gorillaz Album Plastic Beach....
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